Here what I've just read online. WORST thing ever.

I have a good idea of what I want and what will and what will not work. What I am looking for is someone who is:
Younger Than Me (worried that she is more mature and successful than you?)
Shorter Than Me (same?)
Thin or Fit
Pretty
Kind
Intelligent (the last thing on the list, just saying)

I have a low tolerance for:
Religion
Magical Thinking (Astrology, Ghosts, Psychics, Prayer, Luck, Superstition)
Socialism/Communism (I guess you'd have a hard time with a big part of Europe. Ever travelled outside of Vegas and Mexico?)
Anti-Business / Anti-Capitalist Talk
Labour Politics / Unions (!!!!!)
Authority / Government (low tolerance for authority ? Are you an anarchist maybe?)
Uncreative Overly Conventional People 
Freeloading/Laziness
Pretentious Educated People (Pretentious, NOT like you, right?)
Liberal Arts Students (Oh? How come?)
Negativity
Mentally Ill People 
Environmentalism (WTF?)
Animal Rights Activism 
Sentiment (hu ?!!!)

Not interested if your occupation is in:
Government
The Public (Government) Sector
A Crown (Government) Corporation
A Business-to-Government Company
Politics
Law
The Charitable Non-Profit Sector
In Any Way Environmentalist Based
The Film Industry 

Best matches would be: LOL

Employees of Private (Non-Government) Companies
Business Owners
Self Employed People
Independent People
If Much Younger, Someone Who Might Work For Me (I'm not sure I understand that part or want to understand).

One word: WOW.