Little contest this afternoon with the American.
While I was working on some writing and drinking an Americano, i received a text message for the Man, on vacation in Jamaica. I had to fight back.
Don't think it is fair though.
Jamaica
VS.
Vancouver.
With the grey weather, the rain, the loneliness, i don't need much more to make me laugh.
Every single time i forget to switch from French to English when I write a text message or an email, and i write the name ''Peter'' (don't ask why...), my phone changes it for ''Péter'' (which in French means ''Fart'').
I'm sorry but it makes me laugh every single time.
To illustrate:
Here is a famous and super cute Peter.
Here is Péter.
I know, i should get a life. But come on !
Put***n c'est pas possible que quelqu'un puisse vous manquer comme ça.
C'est pas humain bordel.
Bon ça c'est fait. Je vais essayer de retourner à une vie normale.
Bon wik-en.
In the plane, Jan 26th, 2006
Okay so i landed on BC soil 6 yeas ago, tomorrow.
And guess what....
It was pretty much raining exactly the same as today.
Oh well... After my Montreal trip last week, i enjoy the Tropical weather here in Vancouver (6 degrees, woot woot).
For more details about this historical day (at least... wait maybe it was also Australia Day), you can read my last year post. You don't have to. But it would be appreciated.
6 years... Permanent resident for almost 4 years, waiting for my citizenship (one day, one day !) and let's be greedy, a US Visa would be nice as well.
When i google ''Ugly birthday cards'', here are my options...
1. Option 1: Youhoo let's do LSD !
2. Option 2: Let's male it up.
I'm not sure...
3. Option 3: Let's try to have a bit of fun instead.
Happy Anniversary !
87 ans plus tard, j'ai enfin décidé de rejoindre le monde réel...
de twitter.
Et pi au moins, j'ai un petit oiseau bleu quand même...
Bon c'est pas tout ça j'ai du boulot... à chercher, moi.
*de mon appartement
West/Eastern Promises